From the prophets of old:
Prophecy 1: "We will meet again, and again, and again."
"And again, and again, and again, and again... Our calendars will never be free of meetings, it's a curse."
Prophecy 2: "The conference room will be filled with stale air and stale coffee."
"A perpetual reminder that our meetings have become an endurance test, a trial by fire."
From the prophets of today:
Prophecy 3: "We will never meet at 8am, unless we have to."
"A prophecy as true today as it was yesterday, as it will be tomorrow."